Mordo ran through the La Tantesse estate, escaping the orgy that had suddenly effected significant changes in her sexuality. Changes she was not ready to address. Changes she was not ready to, once again, confront. What the drug-induced ILSMs did not know about Mordo's disappearance was that she did not leave alone. In her quick departure, Mordo snatched up Sven's target, a young sushi chef who was always invited to every ILSM event. The sushi chef was not an ILSM, but she had sushi and, for people who knew the right code word, she had cocaine. Her sushi shop was located next to the sex shop by La Tantesse's estate.
The Lesbians often said they could not make it through a mission without stopping off for low-fat cocaine-laced onigiri, prepared by the voluptuous Bambi. Bambi might not seem like a very good name for a sushi chef, but it was a great name to describe the gloriously tattooed, blond, boob-a-licious and foxy woman who ran "Snow White Sushi," the shop in question. Bambi was the reason Mordo had been dispatched to the orgy that night. By kidnapping Bambi, Sven knew that he could deprive ILSMs of cocaine-laced onigiri and slow La Tantesse's crime fighting to a grinding halt.For Mordo, coming out in college only to have her heart broken was hard enough, but Sven would never forgive Mordo if she went "the other way." It would be months of time spent "at" Christian camp.
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Spending time with Christian Camp, a man so tall and lean, so personable and polite; driving together in his Jaguar; and laughing together at kittens and fake British accents is something that prompts even the gayest women to turn away from the recruitment of the gay agenda and solely date men. If the duo of cocaine and women was Addidas' kryptonite, Christian Camp was the feared kryptonite of all international lesbian supermodels. But did Mordo want to go back to men? She was confused, scared, and a little bit turned on. Was she turned on by Bambi's glorious breasts, or at the thought of spending time with Christian Camp? To clear her head, Mordo needed cocaine. And she needed it now. Back at the estate, the ILSMs were also concerned about cocaine, but this time, after already consuming nearly 40 kilos of the heavenly substance during their 2-hour orgy, their addictions were satisfied. For now. Instead, the ILSMs had cocaine on their minds after receiving news that a different gang of beautiful women interested, exclusively, in looking beautiful and doing cocaine, had been outed by one of their own. This behavior is completely a breach of the ILSM code of conduct. Cocaine sources are sacred. They are more valuable than any one human being. More valuable than, perhaps, prereleased couture.
The ILSMs shouldn't have been surprised. This rival gang of International Straight Super Models was clearly weaker than La Tantesse's ILSM cartel. ISSMs have sex with men -- a fatal and super-gross flaw. When an ISSM is busted by the cops, she is at risk to rat out the movement if presented with a studly Argentinian police officer. An ILSM would never betray the siserhood in this manner. Of course, Argentinian women pose great threats for people, including senators, but the ILSMs do not care about politics. The ILSMs were still riveted by the news of the downfall of a gang similar, in many ways, to their own, and they gathered around British newspapers hazily to discuss it nakedly. No one noticed Mordo or Bambi's absence.
