Nancy and Addidas bent over the dying panda. As they leaned over the panda, the bear gazed at the ILSM's perfectly round breasts, aligning to create perfectly shadowed cleavage. The panda wanted to reach her paw between Nancy's breasts, but she knew that Nancy needed to focus on the diffuser module. This was the first time the panda had ever seen ILSMs and she was fascinated by their pure beauty and ability to operate heavy machinery. Everyone at the zoo, including Billi, had always assumed the panda was a male because she was constantly flirting with the other female pandas. Lack of procreation was, they initially thought, only because pandas cannot procreate in captivity. Gay pandas were lucky in this regard. No one expected procreation and zookeepers like Billi always expected heterosexuality, so lady-on-lady panda love could be discrete.
Suddenly, the panda felt Nancy's hand on her chest: "I've got the diffuser module simulated into left fuse center. What now?"
"Cross the red timing device with the integrated circuit drive," Addidas commanded.
"Oh, Addidas, I'm so frightened,"
"I'm here for you. I love you. After this, we'll take a road trip to Milwaukee on your motocycle. Now, go get 'em tiger. I believe in you. Fuse that directing system into the green go wire. You got it, sexpot."
Suddenly, extremely tense music played over the zoo's loudspeakers. Nancy and Addidas' once pulsating bosoms stopped heaving in anticipation of firey panda death.
......
Then, the two, in unison, shouted: "It worked!"
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