sexual healin'

exuberant, Nancy and Addidas' eyes locked. Ice blue and steely grey, the gleaming eyes bored into each other like lasers. Like sexy lazers. Nancy's hand reached out to Addidas' face. Suddely, the two ILSMs were grasping at each other, grabbing, sucking face like neither of them had ever sucked face before. The electricity was palpable. Even the panda felt it. Watching these two bikini-clad sexpot goddesses fondle each other's naked bodies, the panda knew, like she had never known before, that she was the luckiest panda alive. The bomb placed in her panda-belly by lesiban hating terrorists been diffused, and she would live to see the round, fuzzy, adorable face of her panda love, Amanda, who shared her cage. the panda lept up and romped towards where Amanda waited in the shadows, also transfixed by the sight of ILSM love. As the two pandas ran towards each other in panda slow motion, they each knew that the love of their panda lives was before them, and they each felt joy to be alive and gay at this moment.
Pandas, it turns out, are the smartest animals in the world. Smarter than dolphins. Because they have learned how to avoid reproduction in captivity, while teaching each other the blessed gift of sex without pregnancy.
The zoo lights grew dimmer, as the stars shined down upon our two sets of lovers, reveling in the day's triumph.
But Nancy and Addidas didn't have much time to enjoy each other. For the time of sushi happy hour was almost upon them.