Wednesday, August 26, 2009

The morning after.

Nancy and Addidas embraced for what seemed like the duration of one "Baywatch" episode. "Baywatch" is how all ILSMs measure everything, including time (episode duration), breast size (C.J. Parker), sexy arms (see, e.g., Stephanie Holden), and, occasionally, for the sake of awareness and choosing acquaintances who will buy them drinks, male attractiveness (Mitch Buchannon).

But, when Nancy and Addidas opened their blue and gray eyes, respectively, they realized the sun was rising. They had spent the night together, giving in to their desires that they so often refused to satisfy. One of the cornerstones of the ILSM Code of Conduct is that ILSMs never spend the night. Even worse, they never spend the night in a true state of happiness and satisfaction, knowing, undoubtedly, they would never want to be anywhere else, with anyone else. This was unacceptable, as ILSMs should always be unsatisfied, always needing additional attention, always knowing they could be somewhere better with someone sexier, more aware of their needs. For the first time, Nancy and Addidas were both truly content.

Nancy wished she had more time with Addidas, more time to lie, "big" [skinny] spoon, by her side. But, the Mystery of the Curious Sushi was pending and Nancy never let a mystery go unsolved.

Nancy dressed, starting with her black laced panties. Addidas watched while lying on the ground of the Panda cage. In one last attempt to bring Nancy back, Addidas grabbed Nancy's hand and looked into her eyes, hoping Nancy would succumb further to their desires and join Addidas. Addidas was considered by the ILSM community to be the bravest, strongest ILSM alive. But, her desperate attempt to bring Nancy back and to leave the Case of the Curious Sushi unsolved showed Nancy that Addidas' reputation did not represent the woman. Nancy, a young, but truly courageous ILSM, kissed Addidas' hand and let it go. As Nancy walked away from the zoo, she knew that she may never again have the opportunity to feel last night's passion. A single tear ran from one of Nancy's flawless blue eyes, but then she took a deep breath, lit a cocaine-laced cigarette and remembered: she was an ILSM and she had work to do.

Nancy reapplied her mascara and walked through the gates of the zoo.

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